Rules for dating my daughter contract Chat shuffle for adults
If your application is rejected, two gentlemen with violin cases and "one-size-fits-all" cement shoes will notify you.Ten Simple Rules for Dating my Daughter Rule One : If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.However, to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during your date with my daughter, I will use my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely to your waist.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
It only took one boy coming to the door for me to realize that I have nothing to worry about.
My youngest daughters ages 8 and 10 have taken on the roll of making the rules and are happy to share them with any young man who comes knocking.
If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks.
___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY) 9. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application).